[Caesar: “hey guys”
Senator: “oh hey Caesar”
Caesar: “i uh, i brought my knife”
Senator: “your knife?”
Caesar: “Octavius said to bring one in the group chat”]
hey guys its me ariana grande
ya know the celebrity cuz im a singer and maybe an actress? i was on that show victorious with dat hoe victoria justitz. anyways now im on sam and kat starring me and dat whore from icarly, have you guys seen her noodz yet? theyre so pathetic i pissed myself from laughing too hard.
my favorite stores are juicy couture and abercrombie
i practically live in yougurtand and panera
my mom is my biggest fan but she srsly needs to POP OFF. anyways dont talk 2 me unless youre one of my fanz. I LOVE MY FANS jk not rlly some of dem r loser slutz
